Phil's boopers

#1: Driving on the right side of the road (quite literally) was occasionally forgotten… and we had a couple of near misses.
#2: A GIANT  (apparently…) bug flew in the car window while we were driving and Philip whacked off his sunglasses – OUT THE WINDOW – in a hissy fit while swatting the bug (he did find them – the sunglasses that is J ).
#3: Philip had a cigarette on the balcony in his underpants! I snapped him on the way back in!
#4: Philip got shat on by a lizard (was on the roof of the balcony – me and the lizard thought it was particularly funny!...).
#5: Philip looking sozzled at the café when we went out but it was actually just the flash  making him look like that (s’tru sofficer, s’ust the flash zin meyes…).